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By midlandsmovies, Sep 9 2017 07:31AM

Wow! In September 2017 we ran 2 competitions for our lovely readers. WIth over 200 entrants in each we had a great response but there can sadly be only one winner which we drew at random on 9th September.


First up, to win Robert McKee's book "Story" about screenwriting is Twitter user....


@abeeken


For the infamous Star Wars Force Friday we got our hands on a Porg FunkoPop and the winner of that cool prize is Twitter user...


@mthennessy82


Thanks to all the entrants and a big congratulations to the winners.


Follow Midlands Movies on Twitter at @midlandsmovies for more prizes and giveaways in future.


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By midlandsmovies, Jun 5 2017 09:57AM



Editor Mike Sales decides to go “full cosplay” and leaves his post as Midlands Movies Editor to play Stormtrooper TK-421 in his third visit to one of Leicester’s most successful comic and film events of the year...


Could it be a hat-trick of successful events for Comic Con Leicester?


Well, at first glance it sure was. With a sold-out weekend of exciting entertainment ahead, CCL has grown year on year and organisers Gavin Lee-Pate and Richard Tewkesbury have set such high standards during the previous 2 years (see our 2015 and 2016 reports) that expectations were high.


But from the outset they showed why their event is one of the hottest tickets in town with a whole host of artists, stalls, film fans, cosplayers and shop stands included within the magnificent Athena venue. We said before, but will say again to those new, that this unique venue used to be the city’s Odeon cinema and its tiered balconies give this event a special cinematic flavour. It results in having much more character that is far removed from the huge impersonal arenas of larger Comic Cons.



So, what were the differences and highlights of this year? First up, I decided to experience going in my first ever full cosplay outfit to truly understand the nature of these events from a fan perspective. Kindly, film music composer, DJ and my very good friend Damon Baxter (aka the ‘Deadly Avenger’) suggested I get fully kitted in his professional Stormtrooper costume. www.deadlyavenger.co.uk


“It was made by the original guy from the 1977 moulds”, he had glee in telling me, “but you basically cannot move in it, stairs are almost a no-no and wear as little as possible underneath as you will sweat. A lot”.


The rumours of on-set fainting were soon too easy to understand as I stepped into a black ‘onesie’ before Damon helped strapped the plastic armour plating to my limbs. And yes, it does take 2 people to get dressed properly!


So, now it had been removed from the mannequin and was fully on my 6-foot frame we walked (waddled) round the corner to Leicester's Cultural Quarter to enter the show. Beforehand, Damon and I had broadcast two Facebook Live videos as we were also planning to handout some Star Wars related goodie bags throughout the day as a thank you to the attendees and our followers over the years.


Click here to see the first two Facebook live videos:

1. Mike & Damon on the floor (apologies for portrait issue)

2. Stormtrooper Mike about to enter



Once at the entrance , the organisers had arranged for a Jurassic Park jeep plus a great dinosaur model that actually moved when someone got inside it, which ‘welcomed’ the attendees to the event. Outside with the sun shining and the soaring John Williams score in the background, it was therefore made a pleasurable place to relax as well, when the event crowds became busy. And it gave a suitable area for socialising and photography too.




Now inside, me (in my outfit) felt right at home with a Star Wars droid display and full-size (!) Jabba the Hut model. This had a constant stream of fans lying next to him whilst giving their best Princess Leia reclining pose. Upstairs was a speeder bike and we both just had to have a go on that of course as well.





One of our first stops was with artist Ryan Button of RB Illustrations. His third time at the event too, his local film-inspired art (and images from our own MM event posters) have always gone down well with fans looking for a retro-infused poster, card or pin badge. http://rbillustration.com




Next to Ryan was Rob Hill Author who was promoting his book The Bad Movie Bible which celebrated the best of the worst films of all time. With 15 years in post-production working on films such as 28 Days Later, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and the Harry Potter series Rob is well placed to understand what makes a movie bad.


Soon after we were working ourselves along the busy aisles to check the further talent on show. The outfit helped as people (mostly) got out of my way when seeing me – the Empire still flexing its might – but the lack of vision through the small green tinted lenses of the helmet was limiting to say the least.


After a few hours of experiencing the full delights – panels were announced through the day, body painting showed great artistry (and a lot of flesh!) and the retro gaming had queues of children trying to beat Pokemon experts – I decide to take a break from the main arena.




Once outside, the true spirit of the convention was obvious to see. Strangers chatted, people laughed and many photographs were taken. From elaborate Manga costumes to home-made outfits using tape and cardboard, it really didn’t matter what approach people had taken as everyone was relishing the variety of delights on show.




“Are you naked?” I ask one lady who came up to me to ask for a photo. “Mostly”, was her reply, “I’ve got body paint on as part of the Midlands Body Paint Project”. My helmet hid my blushing as we posed for a photo and off she went into the crowd. More seriously however, the body paint project was a true highlight, particularly the brave men and women who wait patiently as talented artists work on their full torsos and beyond. These creatives draw intricate designs which, this year, was mostly amazing Guardians of the Galaxy characters. On day 2, when out of the confines of my costume, I too got more photos with Yondu and Drax, both in an impressive array of multicoloured make-up. www.facebook.com/MidlandsBodypaintProject/




As mentioned, the Stromtrooper experience was great but I headed back to Comic Con on Day 2 in my ‘civvies’ where I was able to speak more freely to many of the excellent artists. Here I witnessed the great local talent and the following were just a small selection of the gifted creatives who attended.


First up, comic artist Chris Sides is the writer of the self-published Dark Matter anthologies and was promoting his soon-to-be-released new graphic novel Impossible, yet we strangely bonded most over our chats about the problems with the Batman V Superman film. www.chrissideswriter.com


Next to Chris (and throwing in his own disapproval of BvS) was writer and creator Jay Martin of YMJ. With a deep love of everything comics, sci-fi and fantasy from an early age it has led him to create stories of his own and he was here with his ALV and Domeinion comics. www.yeahwritejay.co.uk


Up next was Spike Baxter-Gale of Metamorphosis Arts which encompassed his love of all types of art, from photography and illustration to film. With canvases ranging from the Joker to FrankenFurter the simplistic designs were a popular choice amongst the crowd. www.metarts.uk. Attic Studios were once again in attendance also with their trio of artists Dan Harris, Kris Carter & Jim Bampfield. With a variety of styles between them. I was drawn to Harris’ work and even bought a superb postcard of retro icons of the 80s. A prize if you can name all of the below! www.atticstudios.website




Hometown girl and animation student Bianca of BBZ art had a superb portfolio of designs focused on visual development, characters and concepts for animation and storytelling. http://beebeezed.storenvy.com. Eat My Paint artist Lloyd Davies brought a lot of fun to his comic designs as he created beautiful images made solely in Microsoft Paint. His books, stickers and request table helped attract fans with his laugh out loud work. https://tapas.io/series/eatmypaint


Lauren Livesey is talented artist who is “in love with stars, women and dogs” and her fantastic astrological and fairy tale inspired images of strong women and fantasy figures made sure the magic was in full flow throughout the convention. www.laurenlivesey.co.uk. Finally, we also managed to swing by and chat to Phoebe Hancox who specialises in storyboards, characters, posters and prints. Her intricate line drawings had a dark gothic quality incorporating mysterious and sacred symbolism. phoebehancoxillustration.carbonmade.com




Phew! As I said, this was just a small selection we managed to involve ourselves in and there were dozens more talented individuals with an eclectic range of work on show. There was also plenty of stalls selling merchandise and food and it’s safe to say everyone who gave their time worked their hardest to make the community event successful.


Shops and stalls sold everything from retro toys to the obligatory Funko Pops and books. “Look, there’s a great Alien Anthology art book there”, I exclaimed to Damon. “Don’t talk to me about Alien. It’s dead to me now”, he jokes, still reeling from his recent disappointment about the latest instalment Covenant. He won’t let that damn flute go! Ha ha.



As the event came to a close we again ran into Gavin (one of the organisers) and he looked the calmest I’d ever seen him. A man of few words, he didn’t need to say much in order to show how happy he was with this year’s event. And as someone who ended up sweaty and unable to pee in a Stormtrooper costume, I couldn’t have been happier myself. It was an absolute pleasure to see the faces on those who came up to me to grab a photo, and from 5 to 50, the diverse range of joyful fans in attendance was testament to the professionalism and experience of this now faultless event.


Midlands Movies Mike


To see all the photos from the weekend please click here for the photo album


Check out the Facebook Live videos from Day 2:

DAY 2 Intro https://www.facebook.com/midlandsmovies/videos/2042242582676859/

Day 2 Comic Con: https://www.facebook.com/midlandsmovies/videos/2042257519342032/

Day 2 (part 2): https://www.facebook.com/midlandsmovies/videos/2042258836008567/








By midlandsmovies, Dec 17 2016 12:13AM

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Dir. Gareth Edwards


[Some minor spoilers]


Midlands director Gareth Edwards (yes, he’s from Nuneaton, folks) helms this new “anthology” film which spins off from the Star Wars Episodes with a Marvel-style franchise expansion feature. His movie is a literal interpretation of A New Hope’s opening text crawl which describes the rebels' attempts at securing the plans to a star-of-death-sized space station, that isn’t a moon, which the evil Empire controls.


In this story, Jyn Erso (Felicity Jones) is a lonely rural youngster with lost parents who ends up joining the rebels as her father is the key to its destruction. My immediate thought was “this again?” In all fairness, Star Wars REALLY needs to up its game with the sole child/parent narrative set up (Jyn joins Anakin, Luke and Rey as the similar stereotype) but the film to its credit begins to move away from the clichés to deliver new ideas of its own.


Familiar tropes are seen – droids, stormtroopers, holograms, desert-y locations – but without Jedis and the “old” gang there is space in the movie for more experimentation. Edwards certainly takes a different style to Lucas and co with many more shots using out-of-focus foregrounds and much of the action from character’s point-of-views which echoes his Godzilla work – particularly effective when the gigantic dino-esque AT-AT walkers appear.


The film has some great support characters too, in the form of Alan Tudyk’s droid K-2SO – who gets all the best, and funniest lines – whilst I desperately wanted to know more about blind warrior Chirrut Îmwe (played by Donnie Yen) whose limited screen time didn’t stop him from being far more interesting than Jyn herself.


Other highlights included a much-anticipated cameo from Darth Vader – albeit only 2 scenes. The first is a Lord of the Rings style castle for the villain on volcano planet Mustafar which has been hinted upon since Ralph McQuarrie’s concept art for Empire Strikes Back. The second was a must-see scene of violence, the likes of which has not been viewed by audiences before. I was slightly hoping Hayden Christensen may even had been asked back to link up the prequels to the originals (the film takes place between the two trilogies) and although he didn't show there were a few nods to those stinkers with references to the Clone Wars and Bail Organa (Jimmy Smits does reprise his role from the prequels) who also mentions his “friend” in the desert (Obi Wan).


Much of this may not make sense to first time viewers and it has the same problem I noted with Disney’s other multi-film franchise (Marvel) where the uninitiated will struggle to follow some of the references. But in its defence the film does enough to deliver a narrative without too much shoe-horning of Star Wars lore and inconography. Newcomer Ben Mendelsohn as Imperial Military man Orson Krennic gets some great lines and scenes as his duplicitous villain has a seething menace under the surface. This was a joy to watch as he squirms to his superiors and dishes out violence as a bully to his inferiors.


Some weak spots included the score – oh how John Williams is missed – and it even made me yearn for The Force Awakens’ rather unmemorable themes but at least ithat film had some. Nothing of the sort here and one sequence of a crashing Star Destroyer had an awful musical accompaniment. Also, the story is quite superficial – with so many new characters it doesn’t have the driving force of a Luke and Ben or a Rey and Finn which I feel it needed to propel it along. I never once thought Jyn was invested in it even as she delivered her pre-battle speech in the third act.


Another unique but uncanny aspect was the use of CGI to digitally recreate Grand Moff Tarkin by resurrecting the face and voice of Peter Cushing, long since dead for 20 years. A great idea in concept, the face is far more convincing than Jeff Bridges’ in Tron: Legacy but also far from perfect. In doing so, I barely remember his scenes as I scanned the semi-realistic face in detail – taking me out of the film each time he appeared.


The visuals are however suitably gorgeous – the CGI battle sequences were bombastic in the final part of the film – and it was good to see some extended space battles which the Force Awakens mostly omitted. But Rogue One did seem very patchy in editing. Just as scenes got going, the audience were sent onwards to the next planet for another short sequence of unknown aliens and underdeveloped characters. The problem of reshoots? Rewrites? Possibly. But sequences of a mind-reading squid could have been easily jettisoned for more character development.


Edwards does know how to compose great shots and the opening filmed on the dark southern coast of Iceland gave us some suitably extraterrestrial landscapes which were a great addition to the Star Wars cannon. I wanted to see much more of the Jedi temple and the briefly-explained Kyber crystals which power lightsabres (also omitted in the film) but these were again, underdeveloped and part of a number of story threads which sadly went nowhere.


All that said, you won’t be particularly disappointed with Rogue One as it delivers the same level of retro reminiscing that we saw in Force Awakens. In my review of that film I pleaded for more originality now they’ve course-corrected the franchise and Edwards does an admirable job of delivering some new (although not too acute) ideas into the mix. Is it better than that film? Personally, I think not. The narrative was all over the place and I never connected with the new characters unlike Poe, Kylo and the new crew from TFA.


However, with enough action, throwback ‘easter eggs’ and a host of characters whose journeys we haven’t followed before, Rogue One delivers a solid sci-fi story of hopeful resistant fighters rising up against their wicked oppressors. It's done with fun, flair and impressive visuals that whisks you off to that galaxy far, far away like the annual family holiday. Comforting, expected but with an extra trip or two thrown in. We'll all be back again next year.


7.5/10


Midlands Movies Mike

By midlandsmovies, Aug 30 2016 01:28PM

Star Wars warms the heart under the stars


The Summer Nights Festival has been a staple of the Midlands movie scene for the past few summers as Derby Quad arrange a selection of brilliant film shows at unique venues across the region.


These outdoor film screenings began with just a handful of stately homes showing mainstream movies in picturesque surroundings amongst neo-classical mansions and exotic gardens and parklands.


2016’s season was no different in this respect but has seen both the number of screenings AND the areas in which they are shown grow in size dramatically. Now no longer so Midlands-centric, this summer’s events have spread as far as RHS Garden Wisley in Surrey, Blickling Estate in Norfolk and Dunham Massey in Cheshire.


These new events compliment the established shows of Calke Abbey in Derbyshire and Wollaton Hall in Nottingham where that home’s Elizabethan mansion stood in for Wayne Manor in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises.


And it is at Wollaton Hall where my experience began a few years ago – they showed the aforementioned Batman movie – whilst this year also saw a more-than-appropriate screening of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. A suitable Nottingham film for a Nottingham location


The final film at Wollaton over the August Bank Holiday was the recently released Star Wars: The Force Awakens. A friend and I headed down Sunday with the sun shining brightly before parking in the grounds of the mansion. A short walk up the hill in the evening sunlight fully encapsulated the impressive beauty of the building which sits atop a small rise. It must be said that these events are prone to the whim of the British weather but the outlook for tonight’s screening looked pretty good.




Heading to the side of the building we entered the grounds which sloped back down towards the screen. Over 1500 people would eventually fill this space with a selection of portable chairs, picnics and food and drink for a completely sold out show.


Although I wore a Bane outfit for the Batman showing, I toned it down (a bit) this time by only bringing my Kylo Ren helmet which was a leftover from our own themed Star Wars night back in June. I need not have worried as there were plenty of fully dressed Stormtroopers as well as pilots, Ewoks and a Darth Vader who ended up posing for photos with children and MANY adults throughout the build up.


As the night drew in, the film began with the classic opening crawl and the John Williams fanfare which boomed across the field. The sound was good and the picture clear and a magical evening was had as the sun (just the one mind) disappeared from view, and was replaced by a vast array of stars in the clear night sky above.



I’ve seen the film many times (6 times on the big screen yet none so far on home release) and the family adventure between the light and the dark side was enjoyed by all those in attendance. One slight flaw was the food stall, who packed away using a huge floodlight to move their equipment into a van during the show. Trying to be whisked to a galaxy far far away in the dark was difficult when the movement of 60ft silhouettes were jostling about on the side of a building for 30 minutes.


That small criticism aside, the night was a fun screening and the addition of people in suitably galactic costumes helped the evening’s atmosphere.


With ten more events still to come in 2016 (including Midlands shows in Lincolnshire and Shropshire) I encourage film fans to experience these fantastic evenings in special backdrops that can turn a regular movie-going trip into a sparkling show at a beautiful location.


Midlands Movies Mike


For more information, show times and to purchase tickets then please go to www.summernightsfilm.co.uk

By midlandsmovies, Dec 20 2015 02:35PM

The Force Awakens (2015) Dir. J J Abrams


* CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS*


Let’s get this off the bat – this was one of the most enjoyable cinema experiences in years for me. My first ever midnight showing with over 500 eager fans made the atmosphere at the screening electric. The showing I saw was in 3-D and premiered at Leicester city centre’s Showcase X-Plus screen (Tesco value IMAX) but the sound and picture quality were absolutely outstanding.


There was an audible tension in the air and the inevitable long wait after the cinema adverts and trailers increased the anticipation before the logo, obligatory plot crawl and the infamous John Williams score burst forth and a round of applause engulfed the audience.


So, where does JJ Abrams take this sequel set 30 years after Lucas’ “Return of the Jedi” and with the god awful CGI-infused prequels still looming heavy over everyone’s minds. Well, a return to practical effects, sets and locations were a great start. The story begins with Luke Skywalker now missing and his possible location hidden in a droid (BB-8 doing a great R2D2 impression) which ends up on a desert planet and being hunted by the new Imperial First Order – a force of evil rising from the ashes of the Galactic Empire.


This sets in motion a series of plots also including lucky escapes, a Stormtrooper with a conscience (a brilliant John Boyega as Finn) and the droid ending up in the hands of Rey (Daisy Ridley), a desert scavenger. These scenes hark back to the original trilogy and Abrams’ lens flare and handheld camera are massively reigned in for some Original Trilogy-inspired vistas and the classic Star Wars dissolves and wipes. In addition there is much more comedy in the film, but rather than the stupid pratfalls of a Jar Jar, Boyega’s quirky performance and confusion about what is happening is family friendly fun with a character you really root for.


My main gripe with the film however – and why I cannot make it the best film of the year – was the recycling of the plot. I get that JJ would have to homage the style and iconography of the classic universe but far from revolutionising the franchise, he’s repackaged A New Hope. Not a bad thing per se but I wanted more of the new and innovative and less of the nostalgic “old”.


For example, both films could be described as thus:


A droid (R2/BB8) is given an important map by the resistance in part to help stop the rising of a fascist organisation (Empire/First Order). The “beep-booping” droid is being sought by a black-cloaked villain (Vader/Kylo Ren) whose reliance on the dark side of the force is being overseen by a tutor (Emperor/Snoke) and the droid ends up on a desert planet (Tattooine/Jakku). A desert orphan (Luke/Rey) who trades in space junk ends up with the droid before leaving their home planet and runs across a wise old man (Kenobi/Solo) who knows about the Force. *breathes* They end up on a ship (the Falcon both times) before liaising in a bar with a band in an attempt to avoid Stormtroopers. After learning about the mystical nature of the force from a small alien (Empire's Yoda/Maz Kanata), the resistance plans to take out a planet destroying moon-sized space station (Death Star/Starkiller Base) using X-Wings running down a trench (!) Without going any further, there are more story beats as family connections are revealed and important deaths occur.


Phew!


It was a shame this was the case as an hour into the film I kept noticing these each time they occurred and it took me out of the film completely. The three main planet locations had familiar terrain – desert, woods and snow- but there were many opportunities to move into new areas. Boyega’s mutinous on-the-run Stormtrooper was great (and different) but the film focused on Daisy Ridley whose acting was “solid” (that’s being generous) and I very much wanted to see more of Oscar Isaac’s X-Wing pilot Poe Dameron. By playing safe the film avoids any huge errors but it’s just a little too safe. John William’s score was ok but yet again, whenever the old themes could be brought out it literally signposted “THIS IS IMPORTANT” and had a “hey, do you remember this” feeling. And I think the film deserved better than that. Think of the great "Duel of the Fates".


That said, there are some hugely impressive set pieces, the action is superb and given weight by cleverly plotted character motivations and Adam Driver as Kylo Ren is a simply brilliant baddie who I hope we can see more of in future instalments. Driver’s acting is the perfect blend of confusion, brat-like tantrums and unsympathetic evil and are exactly the traits Lucas could not get across in his story of Anakin.


The film also contains one of the cuts of the year as we shift from one location to a Star Destroyer in space which (in 3-D) comes so far out of the screen there was a huge “Whoah” moment in the cinema and one that I won’t forget any time soon.


Moving Star Wars back to its origins was the perfect (and needed) step to re-engage with the universe many originally fell in love with and JJ Abrams has created the most accessible film of the year and no doubt of his career too. Despite the story flaws, the film shows that you don’t need to force CGI down an audiences’ throat for them to be impressed with a blockbuster film and amongst all the space battles, (limited & rightly so) lightsaber duels and Stormtrooper shooting action, it’s really the small intimate moments that make you care again. JJ successfully plants the seeds of a new direction, fresh characters and I have a new hope the franchise continues with the innovation that we glimpsed throughout.


8/10 Midlands Movies Mike

By midlandsmovies, Sep 25 2015 01:48PM

With The Force Awakens just a few months away from release we ran a competition in September 2015 to win one of the fantastic Star Wars toys that were released ahead of the film.


With their sleek new design, we had one Stormtrooper figure to give away to a lucky reader who retweeted our competition tweet. We drew one at random on September 25th and the winnner is......


Twitter user..... @JackShelbourn


Congratulations Jack - get in touch for your prize


Jack will join previous lucky competition folk on the Prize Winners Blog:


http://www.midlandsmovies.com/blog/4558436876/Competition-Winners/7531484

By midlandsmovies, Feb 1 2015 10:41AM

For my intro to this blog please read here


For my synopsis of Episode I click here


For my synopsis of Episode II click here


Episode 3: The Shadows Rise

For the final time, the Star Wars crawl scrolls from shot as we pan down to Hoth. Over mountain crevices an unknown Jedi is out of breath running for their life. Through treacherous snow, they are being pursued by cold assault Stormtroopers. After an intense chase a hovering droid signals the Stormtroopers to a hiding place and the Jedi is swiftly killed by their exact double. The galaxy-wide Jedi slaughter continues.


We cut to Caelum meditating at the Royal Palace – currently a place of sanctuary as Palpatine’s words echo in his mind. Nucifera enters and the two discuss the ongoing clone battles as the Jedi numbers dwindle. Accepting he is Anakin, the ever-growing force powers seems to take on a heightened sense every time he thinks about his newly discovered past. As he trains with Kenobi, we see an intense violence that has been unlocked. Kenobi feels something isn’t right but is not sure as there is chaos clouding his mind.


The Queen is then victim of an assassination attempt by the OB-1 clone but is killed by Kenobi whilst Anakin gets information that Palpatine is now using his powers to influence the Senate - brainwashing officials into following his lead on the road to the highest office in the universe. Slowly, more Stormtroopers are conscripted and begin patrolling the galaxy to fill the gap left by the Jedi. There are also rumours Palpatine’s destroyed weapon factory has now morphed into plans for an even more powerful artillery “station” that can travel in space.


The two Jedi are then called to Dagobah by a lesser known elder called Yoda. Of an unknown green species, this tiny Jedi believes he is one of the last of the temple elders to survive. Anakin refuses to leave in order to protect the Queen which causes an argument with Kenobi who feels they should go. Kenobi leaves on his own and chats in the swamp with the wise master.


Kenobi returns to explain how he was told that if the Jedi can pool their resources then they can fight the spread of Palpatine’s plans. Anakin refuses to leave the Queen causing a further rift between them.


Kenobi presses harder before Anakin erupts that he is not Caelum but is in fact the sought-after Skywalker, son of a slave. Kenobi stands in shock before the two begin to fight. The Queen walks in and faints at the sight of their actions before the two put their differences to one side as the Queen explains to them she has been hiding a pregnancy.


Suddenly the royal palace is rocked by large ships and we pan outside to see hordes of Storm-troopers now descending on the kingdom. The Queen and Kenobi are split from Anakin who is taken hostage and she takes up a lightsabre to fight the throng. However, after realising that any fight against such numbers would be futile, they escape away on a cruiser but a space fight forces them to hide in an asteroid. Kenobi proceeds to tell the Queen of who Anakin is – a prophecy of evil and that for the sake of their children, she should keep them hidden. The shock leads her to go into labour and Kenobi helps deliver not one but two children.


Meanwhile, Anakin is brought before Palpatine who explains how he plans to have him become his new apprentice now he knows the truth of who he really is. Anakin refuses to accept it but Palpatine explains that they can rule together and Anakin can finally be someone rather than just the orphaned son of a slave. He attempts to fight but only succeeds in getting his arm cut off.


Palpatine takes him to Mustafar and Anakin awakes with a new metal arm. Palpatine has now become a Sith “Emperor” – a controller of both body and machine - perfecting his technology by experimenting on Clones and Maul. Anakin wrestles with his conscience and feels he has lost everything and everyone close to him.


As the Queen and Kenobi fly through space they are contacted by Anakin with a message saying he needs their help. Landing on Mustafar, Kenobi quickly realises they have been tricked. As Anakin approaches, the Queen comes into view and despite her love, she lies to him that she has rid herself of the unborn children as she cannot face the future with him being a slave or a Sith. Anakin’s anger rises and in a rage he kills the Queen. His turn to the dark side is complete. He then wastes no time in tackling Kenobi.


An evenly fought lightsabre fight ensues and Anakin’s pain results in him pleading with Kenobi to kill him to end all the torment. However, a volcanic explosion leaves Anakin burnt and Kenobi leaves him to die from his wounds. Kenobi blasts off on the spaceship with the children and splits them up for their own protection after guidance from Qui Gon and Yoda. He then disappears into the desert with only the conflicting rumours of the OB-1 clone protecting his real identity for the next 20 years.


Back on Mustafar, Palpatine returns to collect Anakin’s injured body.


Transferring him to an Imperial Shuttle, news comes in of a landslide victory for Palpatine in the Senate.


As Anakin screams in pain, Palpatine angles his gurney and shows him a new suit he has built.


It is a dark foreboding piece of armour to encase his scarred body and keep him alive. Caleum is dead. Anakin is dead. He requests a new name.


Darth Vader is born.


The End.


And there we go. My thoughts on the prequels is that there isn’t just a few tweaks to be made. Lucas came at them from the entirely wrong angle. You want to root for Anakin before his downfall. The twist of finding Anakin under their noses all along parallels Luke/Vader’s father reveal and simple things like less lighsabres may just increase the mystery of the film. After the initial opening the focus would be on Caelum as the main character. Some other writers around the web have proposed Kenobi but I still see Anakin’s storyline as a parallel to the classic rise-and-fall gangster narrative. But we must care about him. Again, even small changes like the removal of a Jedi “council” which sounds far too officious for a group of space knights could help get over some of the plodding problems of the prequels. This is a fantasy fairy tale of a film – albeit one with a darker tone and ending than the originals.


May the force be with you!

By midlandsmovies, Feb 1 2015 10:39AM

For my intro please click here and for my proposal for Episode I please click here


Episode 2: The Clone Wars

After the crawl, we pan to a lone Tie-Fighter landing on a desolate mountain planet. Out steps Darth Maul, more robot than man now but still with a double-ended lightsabre. He meets a welcoming envoy of ambassadors who we see emerging from a basilica with armed guards but in an instant Maul strikes them all dead. He then enters the building where we see unknown bodies being experimented on.


Cut to Alderaan and the Jedi and Caelum are working with the Royal family who have come under attack from gangsters controlled by Jabba the Hutt attempting to overthrow the planet. Their only daughter Princess Nucifera is a feisty warrior who Caelum is drawn to. They defeat the attack but Nucifera’s father is killed and Caelum comforts her in her sorrow. The Jedi depart leaving Caelum to immerse himself in the beauty of the planet at the behest of the newly crowned Queen. At the Jedi temple on Yavin, Qui Gonn and Kenobi are informed of the assassination of the ambassadors and are sent to investigate. Landing on the mountain planet they immediately come under attack from Maul. After another bout of lightsabre duelling, Kenobi makes a mistake causing Maul to mortally wound Qui Gon. In his despair, Kenobi lets Maul escape and Qui Gon becomes one with the force.


Back on Alderaan, Caelum’s blooming relationship is cut short as he is instructed to help Kenobi at the basilica. Arriving to see Kenobi in grief, they stumble into the building where they peer down to see hundreds of bodies in pods. Kenobi seeks the name Skywalker but in fact reads names he recognises before coming to a stop at a pod. Looking down he wipes away dust from the pod glass. We see his horror as he stares at a face that looks exactly like his own.


They are recalled to the Jedi temple and although Kenobi is chastised for Qui Gon’s death he explains that he believes the Jedi have been cloned before suggesting he could train Caelum to help track Maul, the Sith Lord & the mysterious student Skywalker. The elders reluctantly agree having witnessed Caelum’s superb battle skills and intuition. A montage sees Kenobi train Caelum, helping to hone his talents and attempting to get the young man acquainted with the force. His skills are basic yet he and Kenobi are sent on a mission to recover evidence of the cloning but with the building now empty, the Jedi then feel a great disturbance. We then see the clones attacking Jedi across the galaxy. Some Jedi win, some lose. With the real Jedi now refugees, Caelum and Kenobi get a message from Qui Gon’s force ghost to head to Alderaan where they again face Maul who is holding Nucifera hostage. Caelum kills him but not before Maul claims what is underway can no longer be stopped.


Caelum’s and Nucifera’s romance is consummated in a secret pact with him promising to always protect her, her family and kingdom but soon he has to leave as investigations reveals another hot lead about the Sith’s whereabouts.


The two travel to a remote outpost and battle Stormtrooper bodyguards before finally coming face to face with the Sith Lord, who reveals his new right-hand man. Clone number – OB-1. Ben’s own Jedi double. As the doubles fight against each other, Caelum takes on the Sith but his newly acquired powers are no match for the experienced tyrant. With Caelum on the edge of defeat, the Sith Lord reveals himself to be Galactic President-in waiting Palpatine. He stops the fight and says he has long owned slaves including some many years ago. He even owned a slave whose baby had almost unlimited force power. Palpatine explains he snatched this baby from his slave parents and sent it through space to a wooded planet. This sky-walker was named Anakin by his parents. This sky-walker was Caelum.


Suddenly realising the ramifications, the shocked Caelum lets Palpatine slip away before destroying what is left of the Stormtroopers. He runs to a starfighter and escapes in a big dogfight but his conscience makes him return for Kenobi who is injured whilst clone OB-1 disappears along with Palpatine. The two surviving Jedi return to Alderaan seeking refuge as bloodshed comes over the galaxy and Caelum keeps his secret to himself whilst seeking solace and comfort with the Queen.


Ok, so the twist is hardly surprising but it may have just caused enough doubt for the films to have an edge that tackles the problem with prequels. Also, there be no Gungans, senate hearings or droid factories in this story in order to keep the goal of finding Palpatine at the forefront. No messing about and Episode II’s clones becoming the Stormtroopers always seemed a little dull and obvious to me. The (brief) Clone Wars reference in Episode IV made it sound so intriguing - yet Lucas mostly glossed over the wars. Combined with a confusing robots vs clones battle, I felt no connection with either set of faceless drones or cared (or even knew) what they were fighting for.


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